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princeburqa:

I am willing to marry whoever made this. 

princeburqa:

I am willing to marry whoever made this. 

(via gangster-grandpa)

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burgrs:

I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong

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smallherosix:

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monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

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pleatedjeans:

@parasitaires
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